Day 3

I am in East Nashville currently doing reconnaissance work. I have tried to tell a few people of my thoughts, of the fact that I believe that The Hipster Apocalypse is on the horizon but no one will listen. So I must take it into my own hands to find the evidence I need to warn everyone that will want beer other than PBR, everyone that will want clothing stores other than Urban and American Apparel, and everyone that dreams of a world without ridiculous mustaches! I cannot and will not allow such a thing to happen, so hear I am disguised with a beanie on my head, ray bans, a flannel shirt, rolled up jeans, and a mustache I found at a halloween costume store for 5.99 in the depth of the Hipster territory, the headquarters of Tennessee.

I am thinking that a Hipster survival and disguise kit might be helpful for future use if and when these events occur. I need to think about preparing one for future use.

I am currently sitting in Mas Tacos, just being served by a man dressed eerily similar trying to listen to chatter from the kitchen and the dining room. This place seems to be used as a place to blend in seemingly with regular society because there are actually a few suits in the room.

All that I can hear for the moment is talks about how Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros is so out but that Alexander Ebert's EP is absolutely phenomenal. Could this all be code for something underlying? Am I just being paranoid? No! That is what they want me to think, and I will not let them catch me off gaurd. The apocalypse is coming and I will be the one to be ready when it does, I must find what I need to warn everyone.

I am now done with my tacos and I don't want to break my disguise. If i stay too long I might have to talk to someone and my knowledge of miniscule musicians is much to insufficient to properly converse with a Hipster. I will keep you all posted but for now:

Mainstream out