Day 6

I don't have long to talk today, I have taken some info that was left behind at a local park when I started playing disturbed and a small group of whom I have come to believe to be the leaders of the Nashville region scattered, but they quickly returned with ear plugs and their own boom box playing Beirut. Hopefully they did not catch a glimpse of me, but I am going to find a local wal-mart so I can check out all of these pages in advance to hide out in just to be sure.

The very front page mentions something about an urban outfitter on every corner, and actually trying to expand the PBR operation globally to completely knock all other competition out of the market.

 This would be a devastating move but I have no idea how this would be accomplished so I must do more research so I can bring these developments to the masses. I will keep you all updated but for now:

Mainstream out

Day 3

I am in East Nashville currently doing reconnaissance work. I have tried to tell a few people of my thoughts, of the fact that I believe that The Hipster Apocalypse is on the horizon but no one will listen. So I must take it into my own hands to find the evidence I need to warn everyone that will want beer other than PBR, everyone that will want clothing stores other than Urban and American Apparel, and everyone that dreams of a world without ridiculous mustaches! I cannot and will not allow such a thing to happen, so hear I am disguised with a beanie on my head, ray bans, a flannel shirt, rolled up jeans, and a mustache I found at a halloween costume store for 5.99 in the depth of the Hipster territory, the headquarters of Tennessee.

I am thinking that a Hipster survival and disguise kit might be helpful for future use if and when these events occur. I need to think about preparing one for future use.

I am currently sitting in Mas Tacos, just being served by a man dressed eerily similar trying to listen to chatter from the kitchen and the dining room. This place seems to be used as a place to blend in seemingly with regular society because there are actually a few suits in the room.

All that I can hear for the moment is talks about how Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros is so out but that Alexander Ebert's EP is absolutely phenomenal. Could this all be code for something underlying? Am I just being paranoid? No! That is what they want me to think, and I will not let them catch me off gaurd. The apocalypse is coming and I will be the one to be ready when it does, I must find what I need to warn everyone.

I am now done with my tacos and I don't want to break my disguise. If i stay too long I might have to talk to someone and my knowledge of miniscule musicians is much to insufficient to properly converse with a Hipster. I will keep you all posted but for now:

Mainstream out

Day 1

My lazy home in Nashville is become more and more stressful, as is the rest of the city. People are beginning to notice the strange influx in hipster and lack of main stream is almost overwhelming. The good people of the city just carry on their day to day lives as if nothing is going on, but I can see through it. The hipsters are planning something, something has changed in their eyes. I think Justin Beiber and Taylor Swifts ultimate duet CD might have finally put them over the edge, or it might have been Wal-Marts announcement of opening up a "local store" in the newly refurbished warehouse districts of all cities. Whatever it is we need to be careful.

I fear for the very survival of life as we know it, life without "hip", life being able to eat a food or listen to a band that some other person likes.

I will keep the world in the know using this blog, because the hipsters no longer check this site because too many people use it. I fear that this same change is happening in ever major warehouse or newly recovered district around the world.

From this day forward I will go by the alias MS or Mainstream, because even though I am not completely in favor of the direction corporate America has taken us it is a small price to pay to prepare for what I am sure will come to be known as The Hipster Apocalypse.

Mainstream out