Day 1

My lazy home in Nashville is become more and more stressful, as is the rest of the city. People are beginning to notice the strange influx in hipster and lack of main stream is almost overwhelming. The good people of the city just carry on their day to day lives as if nothing is going on, but I can see through it. The hipsters are planning something, something has changed in their eyes. I think Justin Beiber and Taylor Swifts ultimate duet CD might have finally put them over the edge, or it might have been Wal-Marts announcement of opening up a "local store" in the newly refurbished warehouse districts of all cities. Whatever it is we need to be careful.

I fear for the very survival of life as we know it, life without "hip", life being able to eat a food or listen to a band that some other person likes.

I will keep the world in the know using this blog, because the hipsters no longer check this site because too many people use it. I fear that this same change is happening in ever major warehouse or newly recovered district around the world.

From this day forward I will go by the alias MS or Mainstream, because even though I am not completely in favor of the direction corporate America has taken us it is a small price to pay to prepare for what I am sure will come to be known as The Hipster Apocalypse.

Mainstream out